caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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(Source: forget-me-not-be-my-friend, via raisinbran1996)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

european:

getting compared to the classmate you hate by your teacher is just wrong

(via yelled)

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

(via nekryptonite)

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

(via nekryptonite)

Anonymous:
Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.

the-goddamazon:

yung-medusa:

Literally the best use for this GIF.